enasmathematikos:

Roleplay as Optimus Prime punishing Megatron for being bad. Play dubstep very loudly.

winstonofoceania:

Cosmo Sex Tip #712;

Say these sexy phrases during intercourse to REALLY get your man going:

- This is so RAD.

- Boom Shakalaka!

- Zeus strikes again

- BONE ME

- Work that peepee!

ryandomengeaux:

O_O

why has anthony already showed me this before?

I’m ready to go back to school

I hate that I don’t talk to anybody in this shit hole of a town

I hate that my parents bitch about me asking if I could go anywhere

I hate that my little brother has more freedom than me and he doesn’t even drive, pass his classes or help out around the house

I miss my boyfriend

I miss my friends

:(

thins-of-wheat:

thins-of-wheat:

rudeboimes:

OH SHIT!!

A year ago today I walked across that stage at Panther Stadium not knowing where I would be at today.

The class of 2011 is no longer the graduates, we’re just another chapter in Midlothian High School’s history. 

my hormones are being stupid today, good thing I’m not around a lot of people so I can’t be a meany bitch and cry about everything

Since my parents still don’t know about my tattoo, i’m forced to wearing my lovebug’s shirt when i go swimming.

Anybody know any good ways to hide a tattoo?